Friday, October 22, 2010

Smoking

I'm thinking about taking up smoking. I can't explain why. I feel like it would help me stay calm, and curb my appetite. Smoking increases your metabolism. This helps you lose weight, theoretically.

Plus, I know that I could stop, if I ever wanted or needed to. People tell me it's difficult to quit smoking. I tell them they have the willpower of a gnat. I don't know.

Smoking is horrible for your health. Don't smoke, people.

1 comment:

  1. Those are weak reasons to consider smoking. Turn your willpower against your appetite instead of risking lung cancer.

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